Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.
THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING AND JUDGING
"How rude…this bodyguard just shoved me!"
I want to be this rich and indifferent one day
lady gets mugged by motorcyclist while driving
This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.
MY CAT DOESN’T FEEL WELL SO MY DAD IS SINGING TO HIM
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
I love this so much that it actually makes me feel a genuine sense of happiness
once a slayer, always a slayer
reasons to date me
•sometimes I wear big shirts and no pants
•I’ll make you pancakes and mix CDs because who doesn’t love those
•I’ll kiss you a lot
•you can touch my butt whenever you want
•do you need any more reasons
I like these things
cleanin up this shitstain
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